We’re somewhere in the year 2018. I’ve just been retrained, rebooted, rebranded, reborn and recycled back to the chalkface. I could well be cutting edge. Why?
I‘ve just spent my entire pension on a “Recently Sacked Old Gits” Degree, another of David “Two Brains” Willetts’ fab wheezes. I had no choice. My old school had put me out to grass, what with being a raving old dotard, who was off message, target and trolley and kept losing the will to live in Management Briefings. I died in one Motivational Address. They took it personally.
So I did a PHD in The Higher Modern Gibberish. I came out with flying honours and a distinction in the Special Paper – on “Not Laughing in Keynote Speeches”. I’m now your modern inter-activating, omni-tasking, media hip-hopping Super-teacher – on-stream, message and heat.
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